the feline adorned in headwear (the cat in the hat+thesaurus) part 1

before we begin, this post in itself has totally compromised my cover and anyone who attended school at the day the basketball game took place now knows my identity.

i kindly ask those people to refrain from spilling the secret or i will be forced to do unpleasant things to you.

kidding.

mostly (insert dramatic music que)

The blazing ball of fire and gas failed to illuminate. It was too moist to participate in child activities. So together we parked ourselves in the domain all that refrigerating refrigerating moist Daytime.

I parked myself with sally.

We parked ourselves there, we couple.

And I spoke to her  “how i lust together we had a thing to participate!”

Too moist to enter outside and too refrigerating to participate in the tossing of spherical object.”

So we parked ourselves in the domain. We participated in absence of activity at all.

So everything we could participate in was to 

Park ourselves! Park ourselves! Park ourselves! Park ourselves!
And we did not enjoy this thing. Not a single minuscule bit.

And suddenly a thing went “crash”

How that crash made us leap into the air.

We visualized! And then we witnessed the male place a foot in on the fabric woven square of foot-stepping.

We visualized! And we witnessed the male! The feline adorned in headwear!

And he spoke to us “for what reason do you park yourselves upon that place in this manner?”

“I have knowledge it is moist and the fiery ball of gas is not illuminating. But we are able to have a large numerical amount of morally correct fun that is humorous!” 

“I have knowledge of a few morally correct activities we could participate in in a childlike manner.” spoke the feline.

“I have knowledge of a few improvised cozenages” spoke the feline adorned in headwear.

“A large numerical number of morally correct cozenages. I will demonstrate them for you. Your female parental matriarch will not punctiliously care if i perform.”

Then Sally and myself did not have knowledge of what to utter. Our female parental matriarch was away from the domain for the remaining 24 hours.

But our Osteichthyes spoke “Nay! Nay! Force that feline to exit! Lecture that feline adorned in headwear you do not lust to participate in childlike activities! This male should not be in the process of existing in this location. This male should not be abroad. This male should not be existing in this location in the time period in which your female parental matriarch is away from this location!”

“Currently currently! Have zero amounts of fuss.” spoke the feline.
“My cozenages are not morally unjust.” spoke the feline adorned in headwear. 

“Why, together we are capable of possessing a large numerical amount of morally correct rejoicings. If you lust, with a game that i name vertical-vertical-vertical with a Osteichthyes.”

“Place me vertically descent!” spoke the Osteichthyes. 

“This is no joy in any amount! Place me vertically descent!”

Spoke the Osteichthyes . “I do not lust to be taken by gravity into descent!”

“Have zero amounts of fuss!” spoke the feline.
“I will not allow you to be taken by gravity into descent. I will clutch you vertically at large height as I erect myself atop a spherical object. With a book clenched inside my collection of phalanges! And a liquid holding bowl atop my headwear.  But that is not everything I am capable of demonstrating!” spoke the feline.
“Witness myself! Witness myself at this moment!” spoke the feline.
“With a liquid holding bowl and a cake resting atop my headwear! I am capable of holding at limit a single couple of novels! I can clench upward the Osteichthyes and a minuscule play thing buoyant vehicle! And some milk on a platter for containing liquid! And witness! I can vertically apply velocity to myself vertically upward and vertically downward atop a spherical object! But that is not everything! Oh nay, that is not everything…