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To quote wiz khalifa, id like to say “WE’VE COME A LOOOOONNNGGG WAY, FROM WHERE WE BEGAN.OH I’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN.WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIIIN.” Sorry i havent been posting or like… bothering to write a piece for the novel. Just got kinda depressed and/or had some episodesContinue reading “goodbye (For now)”

trigger warning: mildly reffers to violent scenarios as well as reffering to minecraft as “a kids game” for the sake of rhyming. i also call Alex a hoe. Listenin to my bro watch minecraft vids Feel like i’m gonna pass out When u hear that creeper bout to wipe you out He sits watchin minecraftContinue reading “minecraft rap (warning: contains PG13 content)”

Tell dad jokes every day, Yo, yo, yo Yep im doing one of these again. Cus their ez and fun. Rate how ez they are, id give em a ten. Yo, yo, yo It’s ya boy lil hemsworth, bustin out the rhymes If cringe was illegal, Id be put in prison for my crimes. TellContinue reading “funky fresh dad joke rap”

Aight i havent been posting much cus reasons. (Covid fricked me up pretty bad) Not really sure what to write. Just stay happy, do what you can to not get depressed, none of us are alone no matter how many miles are between us. Sorry for how corny that was, just stay safe and happyContinue reading “Idk”

Trigger warning: contains references to nudes and things like that. If you are a hardcore lamp expert however you will enjoy this very much. I got one of those emails ya know? I don’t know if you’ve ever got one. It was like  “Hey! Im candice! You’re a real cutie so click this link andContinue reading “Lamp salesman”

It’s hard to be happy. Somehow people manage. At least to fake it. But if you fake it long enough maybe you’ll be so fortunate as to go slightly insane, that way your forced smile becomes a real one. And you’ll think life is great. I might’ve hit the opposite however.  Can’t do anything, can’tContinue reading “Quarentined insanity”

So first we start out with the single celled pickle, but then over many many years of evolution that pickle evolved into what we scientists call a multi-many-much-celled-pickle. This pickle slowly evolved and competed for resources in a large pickle and dill filled ecosystem. This is where our story begins. Here we find the prehistoricContinue reading “the evolution of pickles.”

important people, stop being dumb!i need my toilet paper if y’all were smart you would make toilet paper delivery the fourth emergency service. also, stop being orange. im still trying to quit Cheetos and your making it really hard. important people stop being dumb cus your making us average dumb people angry.also I’d appreciate aContinue reading “important people, stop being dumb.”

This is for extra credit, and i already wrote it for another class anyway sooooooo yeah. it was 6th grade, and i was quite a loud and random boy, on the brink of being funny but still more nonsensical than really witty. but that’s not to say ive gotten much better either.we were supposed toContinue reading “short story.”

yes there’s still more. i can honestly cruise off of this thing for like another 2 weeks lol. Then those objects propelled themselves in a speedy fashion on their legs abroad, what would the female speak! With big crashes, vertical velocity upward, and roundhouse kicks, and with vertical velocity upward, and big crashes, and allContinue reading “The Feline Adorned in Headwear part 4”