Puns. (don’t worry, im not PUNishing you)

this honestly isn’t even really a post so much as something i did because i felt like it. this is seriously low quality work right here but read it anyway because its short and entertaining i hope.

why do we have puns? ill tell you why. its because we needed a way to establish a fine line between funny people and my boring paleontologist uncle Steve. granted, that’s not the best way to phrase that, but you punderstand what i mean.

ive decided to go ahead and un-pun half of all puns. in fact, while im at it im going to ruin half of all lame jokes as well. call me, pun-os

lets begin.

“why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?”
“Because the P is silent!“
” because they’re all dead.”

“what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?”
“A nervous wreck”
“a crab that is prone to seizures.”

i wont kill all of them, so here are the survivors.

“I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.”

“I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.”

don’t you feel better now knowing that half of all puns are gone? So do I.