ok, this idea is kind of a weird one but once i thought of it, i knew i had to try it. it just seemed like a story i would be able to pull off. if your too lazy to read something more than 2 words long, turn away now. i want genuine feedback, people!Continue reading “the Object Seer (part 1 if you like it. If it sucks than i wont do more parts so yeah.)”
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Puns. (don’t worry, im not PUNishing you)
this honestly isn’t even really a post so much as something i did because i felt like it. this is seriously low quality work right here but read it anyway because its short and entertaining i hope. why do we have puns? ill tell you why. its because we needed a way to establish aContinue reading “Puns. (don’t worry, im not PUNishing you)”
How to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
it has come to my awareness that as helpful as my previous post “how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich” was, i have been receiving complaints from alleged stupid people that has really opened my eyes. sure, i might have been sleeping through math class but my eyes were still opened. the complaintsContinue reading “How to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich”
Chris Hemsworth it presents: news and stuff.
this is a new blog segment i plan on doing weekly if it goes well. basically its just cool stuff i find or weird stuff i find that i will complain and make fun of. oh and ill toss in some stuff that goes on in my life but don’t expect too much of thatContinue reading “Chris Hemsworth it presents: news and stuff.”
little kids and all the whales.
I used to have a child education class. Why would I do that? Well because I want to be a professional mom when I grow up, obviously. Kidding, I couldn’t be a mom. Heck, I couldn’t even give birth. Mostly because I’m a man. but still! I’ve had a kidney stone though, so basically iContinue reading “little kids and all the whales.”
birds
ok, so basically i would like to talk to you about birds. usually i try and brainstorm for an idea then i sort of mentally plan it out. we aint doin that shiz today. this is 100% improvised from my basement at like midnight. i like to think of birds as the instruments of nature.Continue reading “birds”
Intro!
intro! ok. Man, where do i even start? um, my name is Chris hemsworth. but you can just call me incredibly handsome movie star if that’s easier. your probably realizing that im not actually Chris hemsworth by this point. if you haven’t, well ill tell you right now. im not actually Chris hemsworth. so whyContinue reading “Intro!”
part 4 of my officially “not-a-scribble -anymore-but-a-story-now!”
“Cage! Cage!!!” I opened my eyes, my eyelids felt about as heavy as an african elephant. I mumbled something real heroic like: “Uh huh… wuh?…” “Hurry! He’s dying!” a blur of a woman scrambled frantically in the background. “I’m trying my best! Cut wounds i can deal with- but… how does someone start fire toContinue reading “part 4 of my officially “not-a-scribble -anymore-but-a-story-now!””
how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
warning, if you get offended easily, or have an IQ below 1, i highly advise you turn away now. I suppose you might be wondering some things. there are many great mysteries after all. but i think the most relevant is thus: how do i make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? i will showContinue reading “how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich”
This is probably the only deep and poetic thing i will ever post so enjoy it while you can
The start button sits in front of my face at all times. No sight or veiw is safe from its looming presence. Every tree is just a stump. Every friend is a pair of feet. Every painting is just a stand. I press the start button when i can to make it go away. NeverContinue reading “This is probably the only deep and poetic thing i will ever post so enjoy it while you can”
Chris HemsWORTH IT!!! 