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keep track of which answers you pick, and at the end you can add up your answers to see what hero you are! question 1: do you enjoy soda? A: no way! soda is bad for the environment. it kills turtles.B: Enjoy it? i bathe in it. my parents say i have a problem.C: imContinue reading “personality test, which weird but real superhero are you?”

Oh stapler oh stapler None in the land are stable-er Oh stapler oh stapler, my love will never refrain. You stab things. For my personal gain. Or you are a weapon. Like that scene in Horton Hears a Who where the Who protagonist gets stapled in the face. That was funny. If you were homeless,Continue reading “an ode to the handy paper impaler………..among other things.”

“O, laugh, laughers! O, laugh out, laughers! You who laugh with laughs, you who laugh it up laughishly O, laugh out laugheringly O, belaughable laughterhood – the laughter of laughering laughers! O, unlaugh it outlaughingly, belaughering laughists! Laughily, laughily, Uplaugh, enlaugh, laughlings, laughlings Laughlets, laughlets. O, laugh, laughers! O, laugh out, laughers!” -Velimir Khlebnikov

I know this post is already a monster, its huge. but it needs some explaining due to the fact that it is my favorite chapter of a very lengthy story i have been writing. i have only posted the first few chapters. this event occurs pretty far into the plot when Cage Cabell, Ilene andContinue reading “march madness post.”

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evolution happens through small changes right? but like, how did we get birds? like we start with the single celled fish. then it becomes the multi-many-much celled fish. then the fish’s fins turn to legs and the fish starts climbing trees and all the sudden BAM WE’RE FLYIN BOYS!!!!! like how do you just evolveContinue reading “how tf did birds evolve”

before we begin, this post in itself has totally compromised my cover and anyone who attended school at the day the basketball game took place now knows my identity. i kindly ask those people to refrain from spilling the secret or i will be forced to do unpleasant things to you. kidding. mostly (insert dramaticContinue reading “the feline adorned in headwear (the cat in the hat+thesaurus) part 1”

The boy stood in the back of the crowd, popping up on the tips of his toes to try and see over the crowd.  “He goes in for the punch but ooh!!!” the announcer commentates, watching as one of the fighters’ body-slammed the other to the floor. The entire building shook from the force.  YouContinue reading “The Games.”

nice to see you again humilty. hows it hangin? no? ok. i dont need you anyways. aye! kindness! you wanna- oh. ok. cya later. loser. hello confidence, do you wanna get a drink sometime? oh, you have plans? i was just joking about that. i um…. yeah……… nvm……….. hey! optimism! we gotta stay in touchContinue reading “wow wtf chris hemsworth it is trying to write serious again”