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The games, part 2.

The vip section was the fanciest place Bryan had ever seen. He watched as waitresses adorned in skirts and black vests delivered wine and other pleasantries to the viewers.But nobody paid them much attention. The veiwers all sat adorned in suits and ties with glasses of wine in hand. they drank and discussed who thoughtContinue reading “The games, part 2.”

side effects.

drugs have all those side effects like “may cause headaches” or “may cause mild constipation” or “definitely kills you.” “side effects” sounds a little too positive. it makes it sound like you ordered a side of effect with your main effect.“ill have the heart medication, but i would also like to order a side ofContinue reading “side effects.”

Three Eyed Kitten (poem number 2)

I am a mimic I am a copy I am a mimic I see something and I want it. I mimic it, I’ll go and I’ll flaunt it. I see something and I want it. I am a three eyed kitten. Hey don’t judge, I’m just tryna fit in. I am a three eyed kitten.Continue reading “Three Eyed Kitten (poem number 2)”

don’t read this.

since my poem for Callisto altairs poem prompt thingy did better then like most my other posts even though it was like barely even a post (lul) , i started thinking.based on this logic, an even less relevant post should get likes through the roof right?so i have done some hard thinking about what iContinue reading “don’t read this.”

poem for callisto altair’s poem prompt thing

someone made a post that prompted people to take 2 lines and turn them into a poem. this is that. You didn’t lose me and I didn’t lose you You left and I stayed away oh my socks, i had you in pairs, i had you in 2. but i lost you that time, iContinue reading “poem for callisto altair’s poem prompt thing”

Mrs. GULLivers travels

this takes place after someone elses post so please go read it first and give it a like cus its like a great post.https://oliveandstuff565675004.wordpress.com/2020/03/02/my-march-madness-blogpost-inspired-by-a-story-mrs-gull-told-me-inspired-by-my-writing-inspired-by-the-march-madness-prompt/ Regan let herself float on her back for a minute. Her black hair swirled around her head and she breathed it all in. She was happy. This, she thought. This isContinue reading “Mrs. GULLivers travels”

Boombox (le first poem)

i think im the only person in this class who rhymes in their poems. i thought that was the rule but geuss not i like yalls poems way more than i like my own anyway so keep at it! ok here it is There was once a boy who was not a boy He wasContinue reading “Boombox (le first poem)”

Announcement for anyone who gives a crap about what i write

So, as you can see in the title, this post is basically just me writing to my number one fan Selina Gomez (but don’t ask her about it cus she will deny it. for security reasons. obviously.) Wait a minute, why isnt she listed as one of my followers. oh fart crackers. (i dont swearContinue reading “Announcement for anyone who gives a crap about what i write”

Art

trigger warning: contains references to nudity, the word “boogers”, me trying to imitate that sound french/italians do that sounds kinda like “HUAW-HUAW-HUAW!”, a mild jab at the Kardashians, and a banana duct taped to a wall. Art is amazing. It’s really just great. Especially those clay sculptors, like, they take fancy mud and they justContinue reading “Art”

the feline adorned in headwear part 2

“Witness me! Witness me! Witness me at this moment! It is enjoyable to have rejoicings but you must have knowledge of the algorithm in which to engage. I have capacity to vertically clench upward the liquid holding bowl and the milk and the cake! I have the capacity to vertically clench upward these novels! AndContinue reading “the feline adorned in headwear part 2”