minecraft rap (warning: contains PG13 content)

trigger warning: mildly reffers to violent scenarios as well as reffering to minecraft as “a kids game” for the sake of rhyming. i also call Alex a hoe.

Listenin to my bro watch minecraft vids

Feel like i’m gonna pass out

When u hear that creeper bout to wipe you out

He sits watchin minecraft videos, 

Not helping as he uses too much tp to wipe

Gonna clog all the toilet pipes

I saw toilet paper at the store,

And felt all the hype.

But someone tried to grab it from me

So i hit them over the head

With a large flat screen tv

Minecraft is so violent, smh.

I should blow up his computer.

Then minecraft will be dead 🙂

Just tryna help my bro,

Save him from those guys alex and steve

Alex, what a hoe.

I should get some sleep.

Instead of calling kids games characters hoes

Lil hemsworth out

Published by Chris HemsWORTH IT!

I am chris hemsWORTH IT. If u read, you will see why its hemsworth it. Maybe. Unless its garbage (hint: its all garbage, but brilliant garbage mind you) so yeah. "Live long and prosper"- ghandi (Ps, in case you were wondering, yes. I am the real chris hemsworth. Not a student making a blog for his (OR HER!) Creative writing class)

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