trigger warning: mildly reffers to violent scenarios as well as reffering to minecraft as “a kids game” for the sake of rhyming. i also call Alex a hoe.
Listenin to my bro watch minecraft vids
Feel like i’m gonna pass out
When u hear that creeper bout to wipe you out
He sits watchin minecraft videos,
Not helping as he uses too much tp to wipe
Gonna clog all the toilet pipes
I saw toilet paper at the store,
And felt all the hype.
But someone tried to grab it from me
So i hit them over the head
With a large flat screen tv
Minecraft is so violent, smh.
I should blow up his computer.
Then minecraft will be dead 🙂
Just tryna help my bro,
Save him from those guys alex and steve
Alex, what a hoe.
I should get some sleep.
Instead of calling kids games characters hoes
Lil hemsworth out