funky fresh dad joke rap

Tell dad jokes every day,

Yo, yo, yo

Yep im doing one of these again.

Cus their ez and fun.

Rate how ez they are, id give em a ten.

Yo, yo, yo

It’s ya boy lil hemsworth, bustin out the rhymes

If cringe was illegal,

Id be put in prison for my crimes.

Tell dad jokes everday,

yo  yo, yo,

Tell dad jokes everyday,

Yo, yo, yo

Saw my son, walkin down the hall.

He said “i’m hungry.”

Then what i said made him start to bawl.

Yo, yo, yo

Tell dad jokes everyday

Yo, yo, yo,

Nice to meet you hungry i’m dad.

Want me to make you a sandwich?
Well i hope it doesnt make you mad.

When i say “poof your a sandwich.”

Yo, yo, (did he just rhyme sandwich with sandwich?) yo, 

Tell dad jokes everyday,

Yo, yo, yo

Did i just get a haircut you ask?

No, i got em all cut.

Now go get me my beer flask B)

Yo, yo, yo

Tell dad jokes every day,

Yo, yo, yo,

Poof your a sandwich.