drugs have all those side effects like “may cause headaches” or “may cause mild constipation” or “definitely kills you.”
“side effects” sounds a little too positive. it makes it sound like you ordered a side of effect with your main effect.
“ill have the heart medication, but i would also like to order a side of nausea and explosive diarrhea.”
“coming right up sir.”
but then again, “side effects” does have a negative connotation now. commercials really ought to change that
“buy ibofibrolaxitracin!
here are some of the BONUS effects!!!
these BONUS effects include but are not limited too certain death, covid 19, and contagious rashes.
supplies are limited order now!”
Jimmy the stupid hooman bean: “wow….no way. i gotta get me some of those!!!”
they should’ve gotten Bob Ross to advertise them
“and you may also contract some happy constipation. yes, very happy constipation.”
Jimmy the stupid hooman bean: “HOT DOG!!! I WAS SORTA CONVINCED BEFORE BUT NOW I REALLY GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THOSE!!!”
why am i telling you about this lol.
Chris HemsWORTH IT!!! 