So, as you can see in the title, this post is basically just me writing to my number one fan Selina Gomez (but don’t ask her about it cus she will deny it.
for security reasons. obviously.)
Wait a minute, why isnt she listed as one of my followers.
oh fart crackers. (i dont swear so i use this instead)
Ok, i often joke around here that “oh i never write serious stuff howdy howdy hoo -swinging arms around like yosimmity sam-”
But looking back at my posts, it appears that i’m actually more interested in poetry than i originally thought. However, the poems i HAVE posted are either very heavily oriented towards comedy or they are so deep in symbolism that nobody even knows what the heck they’re trying to say. So i have filtered my writing. I have toned down the jokes and I have toned down the symbolism. I’m gonna be posting about 4 poems between now and the next few weeks and we’ll see how they go.
To be fair, the symbolism is still there in its purest incomprehensible form. It’s just more clear what it means this time.
Also, within these poems I have laid clues to who I am (if you haven’t figured out already. Like cmon, it’s kinda obvious.) so keep an eye peeled for that. Actually don’t do that. Don’t peel your eyes. It could damage them. Save your peeling for bananas.
So yeah. That’s my announcement.
Oh, i’d also like to announce that Twinkies are pretty darn good.
Chris HemsWORTH IT!!! 