Oh stapler oh stapler
None in the land are stable-er
Oh stapler oh stapler, my love will never refrain.
You stab things.
For my personal gain.
Or you are a weapon.
Like that scene in Horton Hears a Who where the Who protagonist gets stapled in the face.
That was funny.
If you were homeless, I would give you all my money.
Not really.
Cus your a fricking stapler.
But still.
The end.
Ok never mind we’re still doin this.
Did you know that 2 dozen sheets of paper is called a quire?
Not like the singing kind.
That would be quite dire.
Imagine that.
“Gimme a quire of paper.”
Paper: “OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!! SAY, CAN YOU SEE!!!!! BY THE DAWNS-”
“Never mind I’ll just go now.”
Bet you didn’t know there isn’t such a thing as a male goose.
All geese are female.
You might be thinking that my views are a little obtuse.
But I assure you, I am right.
Goose is the term for a female. Males are ganders.
If a goose were a male, that would be a fright.
What’s your favorite std?
Like if you could have any std which would you choose.
Just tell me, leave a comment.
You got nothing to lose.
You could choose crabs.
Or aids or chlamydia.
Or perhaps gonorrhea!
So many! Don’t panic, don’t break out the margarita
that rhymes if you think about it.
im a poet and i didn’t even know-it!
ok the actual end now.
goodbye.
Chris HemsWORTH IT!!! 