this is a new blog segment i plan on doing weekly if it goes well. basically its just cool stuff i find or weird stuff i find that i will complain and make fun of. oh and ill toss in some stuff that goes on in my life but don’t expect too much of that unless its something big like i am adopted by the queen of England.
Anyway! News! Woohoo. What’s new around here…. Oh!
So I was playin around on those personality tests on the internet ya know? But some of them it’s like…..do we really care?
“Take the test! Find out what kind of laundry detergent you are!”
Like what? Why would I- NO.
“Click now and see what kind of grass your children will have!”
Da fudge!? How are you even gonna figure that out!?
“Take the test! Find out which kardashian you are!”
No thanks, I hate myself enough already.
But one did catch my eye. It wasn’t like golden but i was curious.
“Find out which sci-fi robot you are!”
So I click into the site, and guess what pops up?
How ironic is that!
“But I am a robot! AND I’M GONNA FIGURE OUT WHICH KIND GOSH DARN IT!!!”
Like maybe that was just the first quiz question?
“Check the box to prove you aren’t a robot”
“…ok….-checks box-”
“Test results in, your sci-fi robot type is: none. You are not a robot. Just a very sad little man.”
“Gosh darn it! That’s the third time today! Why’s it gotta be so accurate?”
Another thing i learned, we all know the movie Stuart Little right? Well, turns out, stewart little isnt a mouse. He is actually a human baby that was born looking just like a mouse.
That
Is absolutely
Terripulsitizing. (repulsive+terrifying+traumatizing.)
That’s like if we found out that ET was just some delusional grandma escaped from her retirement home. Or like if that girl Luke kissed in star wars was like his sister or something! Hahaha! If that happened I think I might throw myself in front of a train! Hahaha!
There is another way to experience the feeling of learning this, what you do is you go to the movie theater
And put your childhood innocence in the trash.
Then pay the theater 20 bucks.
What other news do I have…. Oh! My freshman and most of my sophomore year I have done an experiment. The experiment was to not ever get a girlfriend no matter how hard i try.
Success!!!! 😀
This concludes Chris hemsworth it: news and stuff.
Chris HemsWORTH IT!!! 
This was hilarious 😀 Also what if someone programmed a robot to be able to answer the robot blocker questions. That would be scarier than Stewart little
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