I wrote this in 7th grade and have made no changes whatsoever other than giving the sun stylish orange crocks (never has a weirder sentence been said) so technically this isnt really hemsworth any points and you probably know exactly who i am now but oh well i wanted to share it. Basically this was meant to raise awareness for global warning. We’re way past that now lol this is just stupid, period.
Mars walks over
“Hey earth”
“Hey mars”
Mars goes for a handshake but earth slams his pants down.
“DUDE WTF. YOUR AMERICAS SHOWING NOBODY WANTS TO SEE DAT”
“Buuut maaarrrrrssss!”
“DUDE PUT UR PANTS ON I CAN SEE YOUR NIPPLES BECUASE WE’RE PLANETS AND WE’RE WEIRD THAT WAY”
“Hushhhhhhhh” earth says dropping a meteor in his pants.
“Heh heh it tickles. And the sound of crying dinosaurs makes me happy”
mars loses his mind
“WHAT!?”
“I said it tickles. You wanna try it too?”
“YOUR THE ONLY PLANET WHO GOT LIFE AND YOU FREAKING DROPPED A KILLER METEOR DOWN YOUR PANTS”
“Thats not true! Now I have humans.”
Mars started ripping out his storm clouds with stress.
“THATS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT.”
“Its my birthday” earth says with a grin.
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT HUMANS DO, EARTH?”
“eat tide pods.”
“……yes but-”
Earth grins.
“I just global warmed my diaper”
The moon suddenly ran in.
“Hey guys… hey earth.”
“Hey” earth says poking moon in the eye
“Heh…your so squishy….”
“What are you doing.”
“The humans wanna get on you”
“DUDE NO I HAVEN’T GOT MY HUMAN SHOTS! OMG OMG!” Moon said itching himself.
“open grins.s comes the choo choo train!” Earth said poking moon again.
Pluto suddenly walks in.
Everyone: “GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE”
Pluto runs away crying while earth laughs.
“Stupid dwarf planet….”
He starts giggling.
“Guys the humans are playing on my everest heh heh”
“Omg earth that’s just…..”
“Earth you gotta get rid of them….”
Earth nods with understanding.
“Its my birthday.”
The moon starts to lose his mind.
“EARTH IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE DARN HUMAN I SWEAR-”
To answer his request earth climbs on top of moon and starts tap dancing.
“I just want it to stop…” moon cries
“Elon musk” earth says with a grin as if that explained everything.
Mars frowned.
“Earth look, u gotta kill them”
“Okay” he said slapping himself.
“Thank you.” Mars said with a sigh of relief.
“i made all the orphans into pancakes 😁”
“OMG EARTH WTF”
Sun suddenly walks in with the brightest neon orange crocks you ever did see.
“WHAT’S WITH ALL THE NOISE!!!”
“Sir my humans are getting cold.”
The sun gives him a hug.
“now the humans say they want you to get the f*** off me.”
“Omg make up your mind”
Earth slams down his pants.
“WTF ARE YOU DOING”
“I made up my mind that i wanted to slam my pants down.”
“Here we go again….”
Chris HemsWORTH IT!!! 